Do Not Dwell On Tongue-Eating Parasite
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001
To: Ash From: Totilo Re: What Are Your Plans For The Weekend? https://kotaku.com/what-are-your-plans-for-the-weekend-5606253 Ash wanted to know what my weekend plans are. Why, to follow Kotaku reader’s Civ V orders, of course. Other things may occur as well: An attempt at another sub-27-minute four-mile treadmill run. A dinner with my brother before he ends his visit to New York. Some more Lego Harry Pottering on my 360.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/vote-what-should-our-401st-civilization-v-move-be-5606557 I’ll probably
do some work on Sunday. Laundry. House could
use a vacuuming. Water the plants? Yeah, maybe water the plants. Three breakfasts, three lunches, three dinners. Read into a stack of comics that’s on my nightstand. Finally finish the This American Lifes on my iPod so I can do all my remaining podcast-listening on my iPhone.
Also: try not to think too much about the parasite I Y1 App learned about today, the one that swims into Y1 Game a snapper fish’s mouth, eats its tongue, turns itself around and then acts as the snapper’s tongue — a tongue with eyes! Yes, I will spend part of my weekend trying to not think about that. (Warning: this parasite may gross you out.)
Take a few showers. Read comments from people who hate Tim Rogers columns. Order my fellow
New Yorkers to be nice to the visiting Crecentes. Not watch the Lost epilogue. Probably some other stuff too. Stories we posted since your last shift you might want to go back and read (abbreviated edition) Why Are So Many Indie Darlings 2D Platformers? ModNation Racers Patch Made My Load Times Longer Vote: What Should Our 401st Civilization V Move Be? BlazBlue’s New Beginner Mode Is A Button Masher’s Dream Face Pilot Review: The Video Game That all yono app Only Plays Well On My Toilet https://kotaku.com/why-are-so-many-indie-darlings-2d-platformers-5606419
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