Rockstar hornswoggles lapsed GTAO players with $3 million welcome-back offer that actually requires
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001
I regard GTA Online the same way I regard the Seven Years' War: I only know it at a distance, it sounds like a living nightmare, and whenever I learn something new about it I'm sure glad I'm not there.
Maybe I'm not the only one, because Rockstar is giving away $3,000,000 to any lapsed player who returns to its loving bosom. If you're currently playing then you're already hooked, and Rockstar has nothing for you but scorn.
Anyway, then Sam Houser cackles and reveals you've been hoodwinked, because you don't [[link]] actually get the full $3 milly all at once (or all for free). Simply logging into GTAO will net you $1,000,000. Want another $1,500,000? You have to purchase one of the game's Shark Cards, specifically either the Great White, Whale, or Megalodon card. Those are $20 (£12), $50 (£31), and $100 (£60) respectively. So, uh, a little less than free, then.
Altogether, that'll get you $2,500,000. So close and yet so far. If you want that final $500k, Rockstar demands you fork over for $8 (£7) for a GTA+ subscription. Rockstar doesn't quite make it explicit, but I have to imagine that [[link]] $500k is in addition to the regular monthly $500k that GTA+ members get as a matter of course. Either that or they're really bamboozling you.
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